March 2011
22 posts
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
34845.) i am depressed out of my mind. why wont anyone believe me? do i have to kill myself to make people realize i need help?
34820.) I can see so much beauty in everyone around me. Yet, I can't see even an ounce of it in myself.
North By Northwest (1959)
- Roger Thornhill: The moment I meet an attractive woman, I have to start pretending I have no desire to make love to her.
- Eve Kendall: What makes you think you have to conceal it?
- Roger Thornhill: She might find the idea objectionable.
- Eve Kendall: Then again, she might not.